Sun Rays

On the "Lighter" Side

Q. Why couldn't Jonah trust the ocean?

A. Because he knew there was something fishy about it.

Q: What kind of man was Boaz before he married Ruth?

A: Ruthless

Q: How do groups of angels greet each other?

A: Halo, halo, halo

Q. What’s the best way to study the Bible?

A. You Luke into it.

Q: Did you know that they had automobiles in Jesus’ time?

A: Yes, the Bible says that the disciples were all of one Accord.

A married couple were arguing who is making the coffee, the wife said that in the Bible it says that men should make the coffee and the husband asked her where it said that. The wife opened the Bible and said: "Right here in HEBREWS!"

Q: Why do they say 'Amen' at the end of a prayer instead of 'Awomen'?

A: The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!

Little Johnny's new baby brother was screaming up a storm. Johnny asked his mom, “Where’d he come from?” “He came from heaven, Johnny.” Johnny responded: “Wow! I can see why they threw him out!”